Marco Thunder vs. Nick Sparx (Bro Battle)If you came here for the pure muscular perfection of two chiseled slabs of meat, barely able to string three intelligent words together, circling each other in sweaty aggression, asses and cocks barely contained in skintight gear, this is the match for you. Marco Thunder and Nick Sparx look like they were made to fight each other, two over inflated action figures carefully selected and measured. They lock fingers, clash chests, lats and obliques on

I believe it

wrenching his arms back and pulling his mop of pale hair with well-executed aggression

these guys beat and batter each other using moves that have no name

My match of choice: Dog collar

he admits he wasn’t spectacular on the mat

and hogtied with a bull rope from neck to ankles

Christian is proving he’s a force to be reckoned with and we have little doubt Cal won’t be the only one he defeats

Chase controls his pet

We did get to see two rare occurrences in this match

"Right into the fuckin' web

these massive muscle men decide to see who has the bigger muscle

Get an up close and personal taste of Cooper’s sneakered foot in your abs